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Judgement Call

Sat Nov 28, 2009, 10:47 AM
Ehm, I know I wasn't going to post any more, but what the hell, I just have to dump this shit somewhere. Also, my keys are possibly logged, expect the lines to be played with.

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This MAN, your honor, has been playing with the human mind, cultures, violating our, not only the court's but also the people of this country, with his dirty tricks, with his so called "art", his crime.

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As evidence, I'd like to present you this PENCIL your honor, but don't be fooled by the looks of it, it's not just any pencil, it has the functions of a knife which you can cut a baby's throat with, a cooking pot which you can get a mass-murderer to self-defence with, a mirror where you can simply check the top of your head and see if there are any bald spots, a tiny opening where you can get a rope through, a LASER CANNON which you can PEW PEW HARPOONS on 4 chan, a special whistle which is able to send your wife BACK TO THE F WORD ING kitchen, a pink pony with a fluffy tail who can actually receive and send orgasms through thin air with the help of blue tooth. I AM about to prove it's most harmless feature right about now, observe; Your honor I'd like to make a call. My wife.
"Where are you honey?" "Kitchen, dear."

SEE??

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My second piece of evidence would be these pairs of socks, which he occasionally throws at birds in his backyard. BUT do not be fooled my friends... Do NOT be fooled... These socks are actually self-crafted VOODOO dolls, THIS MAN is actually an ORC SHAMAN from the barrens, a witch, a traitor, a godless spinebreaker, THIS MAN, actually plays with people's emotions, this man SEES everything through his orb, TALKS to ravens, he KNOWS everything, he is merely responsible for EVERYTHING BAD, HORRID that has happened to EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. - We even have a tape recorded where he confesses it by the way- DO NOT let him wear your dolls, like a pair of socks, and stamp you over your heads with. DO NOT let this evil, filthy man, toy with your senses, eat your children, dump in your doorstep, paint your footsteps.

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My third and last, piece of evidence would be his key-chain, as you can see he is able to get in and out of anywhere, we do not know how or why, he has been able to go through any door so far. Every single one. We do not know how he did it, we do not know why he did it, but he did it, he even confessed to every single charges against him. THIS MAN my friends, is GUILTY.

DO NOT BE FOOLED, my friends, THIS SICK PERSON is fucking with your kids' minds, he recklessly screws with your and your children's heads, he steals from the rich and gives it back. This guy HELPS YOU OUT, and doesn't look back. THIS GUY farts towards the window opening that leads his secret hideout. This man is EVIL, and should be taken care of, I demand death penalty, your honor.

Also, please buy my shirts, they are only 14.99$.

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This man should die, honestly,
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